The clock ticked midnight and all our slates were wiped clean, just like that. What a magical gift we give ourselves every year. In yesterday’s post, I reflected on the year gone by. Today it’s time to look ahead and make the traditional impossible promises to ourselves.
First off, I resolve not to make any resolutions this year. As magical as that clean slate is, we all know the magic only lasts twenty four hours, so what’s the point? Why make the traditional impossible promises when you know there’s no chance of keeping them?
Hmmm… but that’s a pretty negative attitude, even for me. Much too negative to start off the year with. Sorry! Let’s try this again. I’m about to break my first resolution by making some more resolutions. (See? I told you there’s no chance of keeping them!)
So here’s my list. (In parentheses I’ve added the odds of the given resolution being kept past January 15.)
- This is my “No Help Here” category which, despite its name, was actually intended to help people. I haven’t really done that. In 2009 I resolve to try and help people on this blog beyond just the usual entertainment and commiseration. (42%) Don’t worry, though. It’ll still be funny. (98%)
- I resolve to lose more weight, exercise more often, and blah dee blah blah blah. (28%)
- Remember the Alternate Reality #1 post last year? Well, I still have a strong interest in music. I should spend more time with it. In fact, I resolve to re-learn how to play the third movement of Moonlight Sonata by the end of this year. (17%)
- I like to write. I’ve been trying to write, in one form or another, for nearly sixteen years now. I’m already working on my next book. (Actually, it’s a three-book series.) I resolve to finish the first pass of the first book by the time I re-learn how to play the third movement of Moonlight Sonata. (14%)
- I resolve to finally get the garage cleaned out. (2%)
I’m sure I’ll think of more as I go. (Not that I’ll do anything about it.)
So how about you? Did you get a magical clock-tick last night? What do you want to accomplish this year? I will leave comments open on this post until Wednesday, December 30, 2009. You’re allowed to make resolutions until then. Let me know how they go! (0%)
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December 31st, 2008
I hope you don’t mind yet another “year in review” post. I can’t believe it’s that time again. On the one hand, I can’t believe it’s December 31. (Never mind that it’s December 31, 2008, for Pete’s sake.) Then on the other hand, I can’t believe I’m falling for the “year in review” trap. I […]
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December 30th, 2008
Not every “You Know What Sounds Good Right Now?” post has to be about food. For months now, I believed it did. That is, until just this minute, when I realized it didn’t. Which is why I want to tell you about something that really sounds good right now. Ready? Here you go! It’s BBBB […]
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December 29th, 2008
Despite what the demotivational poster says, I actually do have some hope today. Now that we’re officially fifty-nine days into The Season (which began on Halloween) plus the fact that there’s only one week remaining, I must say things have gone fairly well. All this in spite of the higher-than-normal caloric intake which began on […]
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December 26th, 2008
While Norman Rockwell’s version of the holidays shows us all enjoying a dinner around a large, picturesque table, I have a feeling this isn’t the “norm” any longer. Perhaps it never was, and these idyllic holiday scenes are just that: scenes. We prepared a traditional turkey dinner last night. I fixed myself the minimum 3,000 […]
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December 25th, 2008
I’m takin’ a day off. In case you’re not and you need a funny, here you go: All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.
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December 24th, 2008
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Everyone was still wrapping, including my spouse. The dishes piled high in the kitchen could scare Any folks who unwitting dropped in unaware. We’d been working for days and longed for our beds: How nice it would be to lay down our sweet heads. But […]
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December 23rd, 2008
My job often entails non-standard hours and non-standard hours often entail food emergencies. While I bring regular food to eat every day, I also like to keep some non-perishables close by for those times when the choice is between death and vending machine meat sticks. Once upon a time I brought in some Campbell’s “Soup […]
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December 22nd, 2008
Okay, this is the week I’ve been looking forward to and dreading all season. It began Monday with the Chex Mix. It ended today with cookies. It peaked on Friday with Treats Day. And at this point, there really isn’t much point in focusing on anything but that. Behold the initial Treats Day spread, around […]
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December 19th, 2008
Quiz Time: If you’re not eating out at a restaurant, and you’re not ordering in at home, then where are you eating? Answer Time: At work, of course. And while most of the time that still probably falls into the “I’m eating out” or “I’m eating food I brought from home” categories, sometimes it falls […]
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December 18th, 2008
Losing weight is easy. Just burn more calories than you take in. That’s it. Problem solved. Never mind that the actual burning of more calories than you take in is the difficult part. Over the last few decades, we’ve seen thousands and thousands of so-called solutions hit the market all designed to attack this singular […]
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December 17th, 2008
In early November, I mused a bit about what I’d like to be when I grow up. We dream about things as kids and precious few of us ever get the chance to play out our dreams in real life. Sometimes that’s actually a good thing. As exciting as it sounded at the time, I […]
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December 16th, 2008
Over the course of this blog, I’ve talked about many weaknesses of mine: pizza, Doritos, Long John Silvers Chicken Planks. It’s a pretty long list so I find it somewhat amazing that I’ve not yet talked about The Chex Mix at length. The Chex Mix, in many ways, puts all the rest of them to […]
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December 15th, 2008
It was the best of weeks. It was the worst of weeks. After last week’s three pound drop, I figured that was probably just a fluke and things would snap back to normal. Here’s what happened… Monday: 202 He kicks off the week down another half pound. Hmmm… Almost makes me wish Monday was the […]
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December 12th, 2008
When I set up Back to the Fridge, the purpose of the “Pizza Night” category was to help dieters deal with the perils of eating out. The thought was simple: armed with the right information, one could enjoy a meal out from time to time without falling completely off the wagon. Originally I figured this […]
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December 11th, 2008
There are about 3,400 Sonic Drive-In restaurants from “coast to coast,” as their web site declares. I’m not sure how they’re distributed between the left and right oceans—and even then I’m not sure exactly where the commercials are seen. So you may or may not recognize Molly Erdman. She stars alongside Brian Huskey as the […]
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December 10th, 2008
Today’s post is sponsored by the book Why Your Last Diet Failed You and How This Book Won’t Help You on Your Next One. I have decided to plug it on the first Wednesday of each month, in honor of last month’s give-away. (Have either of the winners read it yet?) 🙂 Remember these key […]
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December 9th, 2008
Back in August 2007 when I had my first serious blood sugar epiphany, I embarked on a plan which attempted to eliminate as many high glycemic foods as possible. The resulting diet looked a lot like my earlier low carb forays, except that this time I cut out the soylent green. Actually, the biggest change […]
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December 8th, 2008
Diane: So we started spending all this time together, as friends. But, I could feel him getting anxious, and then I knew that there would be a confrontation over getting physical. And he started to get that look at the end of the night. Do you know that look? Diane’s Father: [nods, knowingly] Diane: And […]
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December 5th, 2008
Friday With the parade finally behind us, I felt like the week (for all intents and purposes) was over. But we still had one more day ahead of us. All of us, that is, except for Sarah. Today was the day they piled a couple hundred kids, instruments, equipment, and luggage back on the buses […]
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December 4th, 2008
Thanksgiving Day For Sarah, the day started at one in the morning. The kids had to be downtown at an unholy hour, with practice at four o’clock. If you want to see some of that, here you go. If you want to be surprised by the actual parade footage, you’ll find that down further down […]
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December 3rd, 2008
Wednesday We woke to the sound of marching band music this morning. Just outside the window, the kids were making the most of the last day before the parade. Two schools stayed at our hotel: ours and another one from someplace I can’t remember. This isn’t ours: We had a slow start this morning, mostly […]
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December 2nd, 2008
Each “Part” in this series corresponds to one day of the New York trip. However, I didn’t actually say anything yesterday about the first day, so for those of you keeping score at home, today’s Part 2 actually covers both Monday and Tuesday of last week. I’ll be back on track tomorrow. Also, this is […]
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December 1st, 2008
Last spring my oldest daughter Sarah decided (partially out of free will and partially out of some motherly pushing) to sign up for marching band. Sarah played flute during middle school but was not in band freshman year, so in some ways, she was back at square one in tenth grade. I told her the […]
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November 28th, 2008
As much as I love my self-imposed, five-day-a-week creative writing assignment, I’ve decided to take a few days off. Enjoy this post from August 29, 2008, while you all rest and recover from Black Friday. Quick show of hands: how many people out there enjoy the “Jay-walking” segments on The Tonight Show? If you’re not […]
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November 27th, 2008
As much as I love my self-imposed, five-day-a-week creative writing assignment, I’ve decided to take a few days off. While you’re all tripping out on tryptophan today, I give you this post from Thursday, October 2, 2008. Happy Thanksgiving to my US readers. Have an extra slice of that pumpkin cake for me! About nineteen […]
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November 26th, 2008
As much as I love my self-imposed, five-day-a-week creative writing assignment, I’ve decided to take a few days off. That’s right. I’m airing Back to the Fridge re-runs. Today’s post originally appeared on Wednesday, September 24, 2008. Oh, and I have two reminders for tomorrow: 1) Watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. My daughter is […]
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November 25th, 2008
Some of you are reading my blog because of this very post. It was my November 6, 2008 guest spot at mizfitonline.com. For those of you who haven’t seen it, I thought it was worth running here too. I’ve recently discovered a new health food and I just need to share this find with others. […]
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November 24th, 2008
Everyone loves a good twist ending, don’t they? I mean, it has to be one of the greatest literary devices there is. Lead the audience along one obvious path for as long as possible, then—wham!—pull a one-eighty on them. They never saw it coming, did they? As my week slowly passed by, I was pretty […]
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November 21st, 2008
As I stumbled down memory lane last week, another restaurant came to mind. That’s right. I’m talking about Red Lobster. (Red Lobster?) Oh. Did I say Red Lobster? I meant McDonald’s. I get those two mixed up all the time. Now I’m quite aware of the issues surrounding this particular restaurant chain. The food sucks, […]
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November 20th, 2008
Last week I talked about complained about the Pink Patch. However, I will give the pink people some credit: at the very least, it’s obvious they’re just some company hawking yet another weight loss product. This week, however, I want to look at the not so obvious ones. We’ve all seen these ads. Everywhere. Anyone […]
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November 19th, 2008
After I formally announced the book last week and launched the contest (winners will be announced below, but bear with me a few moments first) only then did I realize I didn’t actually say anything about the book itself. While I’m happy you enjoy my writing and trust Roni’s judgment, I feel I owe you […]
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November 18th, 2008
My mom will attest to the fact that for eight years I consumed nothing but peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I’m positive that this strict and rigorous diet is what made me the man I am today. And why not eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches over and over and over? This sandwich is nature’s […]
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November 17th, 2008
It was cold yesterday. The ground was covered with a fair dusting of snow. I woke up at six to the strains of Sonny & Cher, got dressed, and headed out to Gobbler’s Knob to give my annual TV news report. The entire town of Punxsutawney had turned out to see if the groundhog would […]
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November 14th, 2008
There’s more to going out to eat than just “going out to eat.” Sure, sometimes we just need to grab a quick bite, but to truly go out means so much more than going for the food and staying for the pie. It’s an event, a special occasion, or perhaps even a ritual. We do […]
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November 13th, 2008
No, I haven’t suddenly started running ads for dubious weight loss products. This unfortunate picture is actually the subject of this post. When browsing the interwebs, you don’t have to click too many links before you run across this little gem. Every time I see it I think a tiny piece of my soul is […]
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November 12th, 2008
I would like to formally and officially announce to you, my dearest Fridge Fans, the existence of my latest book. The book isn’t new, and I haven’t actually kept it a secret, but I just don’t talk about it on this blog. Why? Because this blog is where you can enjoy my writing with no […]
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November 11th, 2008
Food is fuel, plain and simple. If you and I really had to, we could theoretically eat at McDonald’s three to six times a day and live. Variety is not a requirement for a sustained existence. And once food is converted to glucose and hits the bloodstream to power your trillion little buddies, your body […]
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November 10th, 2008
What a difference a week makes. It’s hard to believe just seven days ago I had all but written off any further weight loss this year and downshifted into maintenance. Stuck at the 206.5 point for what feels like weeks, and faced with the looming, food-encrusted holidays, I figured the best I could hope for […]
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November 7th, 2008
It was a Saturday. The day was wearing on and I had just spent the entire day doing whatever it is I do on Saturdays. The growl I heard from my midsection reminded me it was time to eat. Hmmm… what to have, what to have. Pizza? Cheeseburgers? Cheeseburger Pizza? Hmmm… Since I’d already fixed […]
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November 6th, 2008
Thomas Andrews: The pumps will buy you time, but minutes only. From this moment on, no matter what we do, Titanic will founder. Ismay: But this ship can’t sink! Thomas Andrews: She is made of iron, sir. I assure you, she can. And she will. The movie Titanic was an epic story of love, disaster, […]
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November 5th, 2008
When I was about five or so, one of the supreme highlights of my week was garbage collection day. With utter fascination, I’d watch that big truck rumble ’round the corner. Enthralled, I gazed in awe at the men jumping off a moving vehicle for Pete’s sake, grabbing garbage cans and throwing their contents into […]
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November 4th, 2008
Me? I’ve been around the blogosphere once or twice. As I scour food and diet sites, one thing has become extraordinarily clear: oatmeal is important. I don’t know why (and I’m not sure I want to know) but the fact remains: eat oatmeal or risk mortal peril. I figured I must be missing out on […]
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November 3rd, 2008
Weight loss is like a good adventure story. There’s a hero (you) and there are villains (tubs of buttered movie popcorn). There’s a mentor (Richard Simmons) and a love interest (tubs of buttered movie popcorn). There are sweeping highs and dismal lows and in the end you hope everyone lives happily ever after. I’m sure […]
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October 31st, 2008
“It’s the most wonderful tiiiiiiime of the year…” Whoops! Sorry, wrong holiday. But I still feel about the same way. I’m sure Andy Williams does too. And it’s doubly good that Halloween falls on Pizza Night this year. Though frankly, every Halloween is pizza night in our house. For the same reasons pizza is convenient […]
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October 30th, 2008
Trying to eat right and buy healthy foods is hard enough as it is. But then we have to deal with highly paid marketing departments whose sole purpose is to trick us into buying crap we don’t need. Now I can’t really fault them for that. That is, of course, their job. They get paid […]
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October 29th, 2008
“Boys and girls of every age, wouldn’t you like to see something strange?” Yes, kids, this is Halloween—and just about the bestest time of the year. I love the change in the weather, the honeycrisp apples, the pounds and pounds of Mounds candy bars, and most of all: carving pumpkins. The annual carving ritual started […]
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October 28th, 2008
Many moons ago, when I was younger (as opposed to ‘many moons ago when I was older’?) a small group of friends set out on a quest: find large cheeseburgers and eat them. It began innocently enough with a set of Hardee’s Monster Burgers and ended with a four-pound Grandma Max Burger. At the time, […]
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October 27th, 2008
You could say that William “Braveheart” Wallace was a man with a mission. He had a clear vision, a strong sense of purpose, and a really nice kilt. He believed in something and fought to his death to achieve it. I’d like to think that Charlie “Brave-stomach” Hills is not unlike him. I too have […]
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October 24th, 2008
Dear Subway, My name is Charlie. You might recognize me. We first met back in college, when a group of friends and I decided to go out for a quick bite. “What is this wonderful place?” I thought to myself as I gazed across two yards of sandwich fixins. (Keep in mind, this was from […]
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October 23rd, 2008
New Miracle Plan Dissolves Fat On Contact What would you say if I told you it were possible to lose a pound OR MORE a day WITHOUT DIETING? What if I told you that you could eat all the foods you wanted and still lose weight? This skinny woman here, culled from a variety of […]
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October 22nd, 2008
If you were to ask random people on the street what they’d do if they won a very large lottery jackpot, you’d get a wide array of answers … yet all of them would more or less zero in on the same point. “I’d buy a big house!” “I’d buy a big boat!” “I’d buy […]
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October 21st, 2008
Zombie kid says it all. I like cheeseburgers. There are many words I like to use to describe them, but one stands out in particular. And that word is: elegant. I’m sure this isn’t the word that springs to most minds. This adjective is normally applied to objects of a high grade or quality. However, […]
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October 20th, 2008
Dorothy felt trapped on the farm. She knew there must be more to life than counting chicken eggs and hanging out with Hunk, Zeke, and Hickory. There was a wonderful world out there somewhere over the rainbow. A life with meaning. A life of happiness. Heck, a life in color. Taking a page out of […]
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October 17th, 2008
One or two of you might have been wondering when I’d finally get around to talking about pizza in the Pizza Night category. I was hoping to save it for a special occasion—and I did! It’s a little occasion I like to call “writer’s block.” And what’s a better cure for writer’s block than rambling […]
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October 16th, 2008
While most of us think we’re our own worst enemies when it comes to sticking to the plan, it’s easy to overlook the saboteurs. You know who I’m talking about. The spouse, the kids, the grandparents, the evil stepmother. It could be anyone, but they all share an important attribute: they bring their food into […]
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October 15th, 2008
It was an evening in the fall of 1991 and I was watching television. A movie came on which I’d seen many times before, but decided to watch the end again anyway, in the hopes that for once I might figure out what happened. It was 2001: A Space Odyssey. At the point where HAL […]
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October 14th, 2008
Life is full of small pleasures if you know where to look. And if for some reason you don’t know where to look, then I suggest trying the canned food aisle at your local grocery store. There you just might find bliss in a small red, white, and yellow can. Spaghettios (which, for some reason, […]
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October 13th, 2008
It’s hard to believe that just one short week ago I was bragging about dodging bullets. For those of you keeping score at home, here’s what happened next… Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Return to Onederland thrill ride at Back to the Fridge Fun Parks of America. Please take your seats and pull the […]
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October 10th, 2008
Here are two more things you should know about me. I’m a picky eater and I hate spending money. This is an absolutely insurmountable combination when it comes to highfalutin fancy food. I simply cannot understand the need to spend fifty dollars on six ounces of food, no matter how colorful the drizzled sauce looks. […]
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October 9th, 2008
In college I majored in computer science. But for some odd reason I also have a minor in psychology. Worse, I’m only three dang classes away from a double major. From time to time I think about just taking the electives and getting it over with. But then I think, what the heck would I […]
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October 8th, 2008
“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.” Can you write […]
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October 7th, 2008
With October here and fall squarely upon us (at least for those of us who live above 35°N) our thoughts turn to raking leaves, carving pumpkins, and eating mountains and mountains of Fun Sized Three Musketeers bars. Fall is one of my top three favorite seasons and Halloween is definitely one of my all-time favorite […]
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October 6th, 2008
Morpheus: I’ve seen an Agent punch through a concrete wall. Men have emptied entire clips at them and hit nothing but air. Yet their strength and their speed are still based on a world built on rules. Because of that, they will never be as strong or as fast as you can be. Neo: What […]
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October 3rd, 2008
It’s Friday! Know what that means? It’s one of our top seven favorite nights of the week to eat out. If you’re dieting (and you are) then you’ve already heard (or learned the hard way) that you should make every attempt to check nutritional information before you head out. Easier said than done, though. While […]
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October 2nd, 2008
About nineteen years ago I finally decided to deal with the empty calories being delivered into my body regularly in sixteen ounces doses. (Of course, back then I called it “pop” since I lived in the Midwest. But a drink by any other name would taste as sweet.) It seemed like a good plan, but […]
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October 1st, 2008
I don’t watch a lot of TV. Now don’t worry, it’s not because I’m some sort of snob who believes television is evil and should be abolished along with Twinkies and water bottles. On the contrary. If I weren’t so busy with a million other things everyday, you’d easily find me fixed to the couch […]
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September 30th, 2008
I like honey. It’s natural. It’s sweet. And best of all it has zero calories. I mean, how could it not? Why else would they have replaced all the sugar cereals with honey equivalents? What? You mean it’s not a low calorie sugar substitute? Sheesh! You’d think it was some sort of miracle diet food […]
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September 29th, 2008
I wholeheartedly believe one tactic to help a floundering diet is “mixing it up” a bit. If you’re stuck in a rut and can’t seem to get the needle moving down again, it’s probably time to try something different — even if for a short while. For those of you just tuning in, let me […]
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September 26th, 2008
Dieters face few challenges greater than a trip to a restaurant. Eating out is (or should be) an occasion and therefore, by definition, isn’t the place to hold back. Unfortunately, eating out is sometimes a necessary evil and you’d be hard-pressed to find greater temptation anywhere. (Yeah … nothing like paddling against the current for […]
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September 25th, 2008
I’ve always found it odd that the one thing we obsess over more than anything — our weight — is the one thing we seem to know the least about. Oh sure, we understand the basics. Eat too little, and we lose weight. Eat too much, and we lose our skinny clothes. That’s the basic […]
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September 24th, 2008
I seem to recall some decades ago my dad complaining about the modern music scene. I mean, all parents do that, right? It’s laser-etched into their DNA. They wouldn’t be card-carrying parents if they actually liked the same music as their children. “It all sounds the same! There’s no variety! There’s no real musical value […]
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September 23rd, 2008
Unlike most diet blogs, I can’t guarantee that every single food item I bring up is going to be taken from the “it’s good for you” files. After all, this category is called, “You Know What Sounds Good Right Now?” and not “You Know What Kind of Vegetable I Should Be Eating Right Now?” So […]
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September 22nd, 2008
We tend to overlook the little things, which is unfortunate, because oftentimes it’s the little things that matter most. Whether it’s a crisp fall morning, a beautiful flower, or simply matching six tiny numbers on a lottery ticket: the small things make a difference. Take, for example, the calorie. It’s little. In fact it’s so […]
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September 19th, 2008
How many articles have you read about hidden calories? The idea is that we go out to a restaurant, order something “healthy” off the menu, but unbeknownst to us, the plate is absolutely peppered with calories too small to be seen with the naked eye. Take this article from — you guessed it — the […]
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September 18th, 2008
The Michael Phelps Diet skit was pretty good. (If you didn’t see it, click the “Previous” link below.) I laughed when I saw it and just had to share. But it only took a few minutes of mild pondering to realize it’s not as “out there” as it seems. Like a lot of humor, it’s […]
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September 17th, 2008
Brilliant:
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September 16th, 2008
Sooner or later it was bound to happen. Yes, I’m talking about the Sandwich Pal post. Those who already know me, already know Sandwich Pal. So you three can go ahead and find a more interesting site to visit. I recommend this one. For those of you still reading, you now need to imagine me […]
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September 15th, 2008
I marked my monumental return to exercising three months ago with my now famous (ha ha) Tales from the Treadmill post. Oddly enough, though I kept at it, I didn’t really post any more about exercising after that. So it’s time for an update! Looking back, I can now divide the exercising into three distinct […]
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September 12th, 2008
If you’re thinking about taking the kiddies out for a quick bite, be warned. Most kids’ meals at fast food restaurants have too many calories. I know! It’s hard to believe, isn’t it? I could have sworn the nuggets, burgers, fries, sodas, and shakes were the perfect meal. Taken from the Obvious Files of the […]
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September 11th, 2008
Today’s topic is food substitutions. You know, this is where health magazines and fitness gurus everywhere tell you “exchange this food for that in order to save X calories.” It typically goes something like this: Skip the triple mocha with heavy whipping cream. Drink a glass of water. Instead of eating that softball-sized muffin, have […]
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September 10th, 2008
All the diets, all the sacrifice, all the years spent denying myself slice after slice of hot, cheesy, pepperoni pizza. All of it for nothing. I’ve lost weight, I’ve gained weight. I’ve lost it again and I’ve gained it again. “No thanks!” he says, as the cake is handed out. “Can’t!” he boasts, as another […]
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September 9th, 2008
Now here’s something I bet you’ve never heard. “Hey, you know what sounds good right now?” “What?” “Mayonnaise!” My Tuesday food category isn’t limited to just ready-to-eat stuff. I definitely plan to talk about ingredients and other food sub-assemblies. When I was a kid, I didn’t like mayonnaise at all. (Now there’s a big revelation: […]
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September 8th, 2008
“Except maybe Cheez-Its…” Thus spake Charlie on July 28. At the time, Charlie was just joking. Charlie hadn’t actually eaten Cheez-Its for months. Charlie loves them, but due to their high toxicity, he reserves them for rare treats. So you can see, Charlie was just having some fun when he wrote that nothing could stop […]
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September 5th, 2008
You’ve got a hankerin’ for some chicken. It’s late and the only option is fast chicken. So you hop into the car and drive. “Hey, there’s a McDonalds. I think they have chicken…” Seriously? No, keep going. “Oh! A Chick-Fil-A! They’re entire business is built on cows begging us to kill the other barnyard creatures.” […]
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September 4th, 2008
I don’t know about you, but I sure as heck love snacking. In fact, if I didn’t have to work all day and could somehow perpetually stay in liposuction surgery, I don’t think I’d ever stop eating snacks ever. It’s horrible. It’s wrong. But oh! have you ever had chips and dip before? I bet […]
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September 3rd, 2008
I know I posted this guy once before, but I just can’t help it. I gotta see him again. I mean, who can resist this cute little pug licking the screen? (Translation: It’s 10pm, I’ve had a long day, I’m tired, and I have a nasty case of writer’s block. It was either this or […]
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on January 1, 2009 at 7:18 am
Happy New Year Charlie!
I guess my only resolution is to do what I already know how – eat less, workout more, drink more water and drink less wine!
Check out my post tomorrow for the first (okay 2nd) day of the month giveaway and my weight loss/exercise/personal challenge post.
Could be interesting!
on January 1, 2009 at 7:31 am
Happy New Year Charlie! I am glad you left the door for resolutions open until Dec. 30, 2009. I seem to make resolutions all year long!
on January 1, 2009 at 8:44 am
The best resolution you listed is to keep it funny and luckily for us it got a 98% rating!
Happy New Year my new friend!
on January 1, 2009 at 8:59 am
Happy New Year! Recently found your blog and have been gleefully working my way through your archives.
I don’t see January 1 as being a magical day – simply a convenient one to reflect on the past year and lay down some planning for the new one. I make my resolutions, then I break them down into goals with set dates to complete them by.
It seems a little military, but I’ve found that’s what it takes to get me to complete some of them, especially the writing and cleaning ones!! *laughs*
Hope you’re having a great 2009. =]
on January 1, 2009 at 9:00 am
Charlie,
Happy New Year! For some reason I can’t help but picture you as having a British accent…I think it’s the name Charlie (which is completely unfair).
Anyway, love the blog & my greatest goal for this year is to not let myself get in the way of my goals.
on January 1, 2009 at 10:44 am
Happy old year… seems like more of the same here. Let’s be predictable and absurd, in an amusing way, together, friend!
on January 1, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Happy New Year! I really love the design of your blog. I guess my new years resolution is to eat less and move more. Spend time with my family.
on January 1, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Learn to not be so hard on myself and love exactly who I am thereby allowing others to love me back. And finish losing weight dammit!
on January 5, 2009 at 11:23 am
Glad you’ll stay funny!
I dunno, I like New Years resolutions, as long as I think of them more as “goals” or direction for the year instead of hard and fast things I have to get done or else.
I posted mine on my site, but the first 3 things to tackle (or start tackling) are finish losing the weight, run my first 5k, and get married (yes, I have the male subject ready and waiting…)! 😉
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