Due to circumstances beyond my control, I went out to eat yesterday three times. (And let me tell you, this did nothing to help out with Diet #87.)
The good news is I think I finally found a way to limit my eating to just 150,000 calories a day. The bad news is on this plan I have three days to live.
Anyway, here are a few observations I made during the outings.
- A salad and Diet Coke costs more than a burger and a beer.
- The taco salad was large enough to serve as a floatation device in the unlikely event of a water landing.
- Apparently pizza and chocolate pudding are traditional Chinese dishes.
- All You Care to Eat and All You Can Eat are two very different things.
- When ordering nachos, consider splitting it with everyone else in the restaurant, unless you can eat a meal that would feed a small village for a week.
