What Costs Less?

cheeseburgerIt was a Saturday. The day was wearing on and I had just spent the entire day doing whatever it is I do on Saturdays. The growl I heard from my midsection reminded me it was time to eat. Hmmm… what to have, what to have. Pizza? Cheeseburgers? Cheeseburger Pizza? Hmmm… Since I’d already fixed pizza for breakfast, lunch, and afternoon snack, burgers sounded like the better dinner option. After all, I was probably going to have pizza the next morning for breakfast anyway.

After slaving away over a hot George Foreman grill for upwards of twelve minutes, I realized we didn’t have any hamburger buns. Noodles! Isn’t that one of Murphy’s Kitchen Laws? You’ll always be missing at least one key ingredient?

So off I trudged to the grocery store to fetch a package of buns. When I got to the bun aisle I was amazed at the array of choices before me. Perhaps I never really paid attention before, now that I was here for just this one thing. Not wanting to waste time, though, I just shook my head, made that cartoony “ayayayayaya” sound, and headed to the checkout.

“Will that be all?” the young checker-outer person asked.

“Yep. I’m making cheeseburgers tonight!” I replied.

“That’ll be thirty four dollars.”

“Th—thirty four dollars? For hamburger buns?” I had trouble getting the words out due to my jaw wagging over the laser scanner.

“Yes, for hamburger buns. Plus the beer, the bag of chips, bananas, bread, and that hideous ‘I Heart Cheeseburgers!’ mylar balloon and floral arrangement.”

“Oh yeah. That.”

Funny how it sneaks up on you like that. I paid my bill, drove home (keep in mind, this was back when gas was expensive) and finished preparing dinner. As I sat in silence, munching my sandwich under my new balloon, I pondered the costs of eating out versus eating in. When you think of the high cost of groceries and the fact that I’m probably only minutes away from the nearest Ninety-Nine Cent Menu, sometimes you really wonder if this upside-down world will ever make sense.

I finished up my $34 burger secure in one thought. “Well, at least it wasn’t a Kobe burger.”

So, gentle readers, what are your thoughts on how the high cost of groceries might make eating out not look as expensive as it used to?

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