My name is Charlie Hills and I'm the author of this book. It's a satirical and humorous comment- ary on dieting that, much like this blog, isn't really intended to help anyone. :^)
Read it. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll put it in your next garage sale.
You didn't expect it to happen, but it happened. You met. And at that moment you knew something special was about to transpire. You flirted. You spent time together. You touched. And at that point you knew. You knew you were about to embark on a life-long relationship. This is the story of you and […]
"It was twenty years ago today . . ." I like to record things. I keep track of time, I fill journals, and I log spreadsheets. It's quite likely I have millions of words scattered about, chronicling everything I've done, for over thirty years. If I ever make something of myself and some future biographer […]
I've been hearing a fair number of wannabe authors lately all asking variations on the question, "How'd that get published?" The typical scenario goes something like this: Author spends an entire day forging breathtaking prose out of white-hot metaphors. Tired, yet satisfied over an honest day's toil, Author decides to take a trip to […]
The plan: October: complete research and planning for "Tuesday Night". November: write the next draft of the novel, in conjunction with NaNoWriMo. December: edit, edit, edit. The reality: October: did nothing until 10pm on October 31. November: decided at the last minute to work on "Elsewhither" instead. December: made Chex Mix. All in al […]
Two years ago I came up with the idea of the "Personal Book Writing Quarter". Last year I made a second attempt which ended with a fizzle almost as quickly as it began. Given this downward trend, I'd planned on skipping this year completely. While I like the idea of a three month project [one […]
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on November 20, 2011 at 7:45 am
OK big guy. Keep your hands where we can see them.
Thaaaaat’s good. Nice and easy now.
Just. Step. Slowly. Away. From the Big Wheel….
on November 20, 2011 at 6:34 pm
Quit your job! Sounds easy, doesn’t it?
Hang in there Charlie! I love you!
Love, your prettier sister, Biz
on November 21, 2011 at 10:59 am
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on November 21, 2011 at 1:27 pm
Holy crap!
on November 21, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Wahhh!!! That stinks Charlie!
Are you making chex mix for thanksgiving?
on November 21, 2011 at 1:28 pm
I’m still not 100% positive there’s going to BE a Thanksgiving. Keeping my fingers crossed.
on November 22, 2011 at 5:01 pm
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on December 5, 2011 at 9:50 pm
Haha, shouldn’t you be charging for that kind of knlowedge?!
on December 9, 2011 at 8:36 am
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