Now That’s More Like It

It was the best of weeks. It was the worst of weeks. After last week’s three pound drop, I figured that was probably just a fluke and things would snap back to normal. Here’s what happened…

Monday: 202

exp-not-badHe kicks off the week down another half pound. Hmmm… Almost makes me wish Monday was the official weigh-in day instead of Sunday. Anyway, after hitting a new low of 202.5 last week I was even more surprised to hit this new, new low just one day later. This is the best start to a week ever. Not bad.

Tuesday: 201.5

exp-say-whaSo imagine my surprise when for the fourth day in a row, I hit yet another new low. Actually, you don’t have to imagine my surprise. There it is. Right over there —>. See how surprised I look? So let me get this straight, a four day streak of 203.5, 202.5, 202.0, and 201.5? I don’t think I can pretend it’s the Fullbars anymore.

Wednesday: 203

exp-oh-wellYeah, I thought things were going a little too well. Just goes to show (once again) if something’s too good to be true, it probably is. While I’m inclined to grumble at gaining a mysterious pound and a half overnight, as the squirrel said to the grasshopper, “You’re still a half pound below last week’s weigh in, Charlie.”

Thursday: 202

exp-oh-wellFully expecting the weight to continue its upswing, things were more or less back to normal Thursday. Not that I have any idea what “normal” means these days. I’m hot and I’m cold, I’m yes and I’m no, I’m up and I’m down. This whole weight loss business makes less sense than Katy Perry’s meteoric rise to stardom. What could happen next?

Friday: 201.5

exp-shockWhat could happen next? Oh, I don’t know. How about tying my latest low point? For the second time this week, life was back to 201.5. (I’d have to travel all the way back to July 2005 to see this kind of number staring up from between my feet. It’s kind of nice I can do this without a flux capacitor.)

Saturday: 201.5

exp-more-shockAfter eating a great deal of pizza Friday night, I experienced even more shock than before, if possible. Just look how much more shocking this was. I hit 201.5 for the third time in a week. What was that again about giving up and just hoping to stay under 206 for the holidays? Onederland is so close I can almost see it, just past that pile of pizza boxes.

Sunday: 204

exp-winceAh! Now that’s more like it. Up two and a half pounds over night. Now I remember what “normal” is. It’s about doing great all week, hitting an all-time low on Saturday, then blowing it in less than twenty-four hours. Granted, I did have a hungry day and I did take in about 3,000 calories. Looking back, I didn’t really need the snickerdoodle cookie or the ice cream. Dessert happens.

Day 140
Starting Weight 224.0
Current Weight 204.0
Change from Last Week +1.5
Lost So Far 20.0
Pounds To Go 5.0

You know, though, considering my BMR dictates that I require 2,500 calories per day, I was really only over by 500. Not only that, I did a lot of moving around too: cleaning the house and putting up decorations. So, no, I don’t know how 500 calories turns into two and a half pounds overnight. It’s just one of life’s great mysteries. A mystery I shall ponder while finishing up the leftover pizza this afternoon.

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