Mexican Food

Welcome to Part 2 of a Four Part Series entitled, “The Four Food Groups.” Last week we covered the all-important Italian Food Group. This week, it’s Mexican Food. And just like last week, I have to add the disclaimer that I’m talking about the only Mexican Food I’ve ever known: Taco Bell. Just kidding. I’ve also been to Taco John’s. But seriously, I’ve never been to Mexico and eaten authentic Mexican food, so I’m only relaying my experiences with American-Mexican Cuisine.

My first experiences with Mexican Food came from my mom. She made the best tacos ever. Many years have passed since then, and I don’t have the exact recipe, but I’m sure it went something like this:

  1. Make taco meat
  2. Put taco meat into corn tortillas
  3. Fry the hell out of the tacos in boiling oil
  4. Eat immediately

Oops. I left out the most important step: serve on paper plates. This is a MUST. I don’t know why, but don’t question it either. Just do it.

When I got a little older, I realized my mom wasn’t the only person on earth who made tacos. You could find them at other people’s houses and—get this!—even at restaurants. I know! I also finally realized that Mexican Food could be subdivided into the following groups:

  1. Meat and a tortilla

Fortunately, there are many different ways of doing this. Here’s a list I’ve compiled to help you out on your next trip to Chi-Chis.

  • Taco: Meat and a tortilla
  • Burrito: Meat and a tortilla
  • Tostada: Meat and a tortilla
  • Enchilada: Meat and a tortilla
  • Tostada: Meat and a tortilla
  • Chalupa: Meat and a tortilla
  • Fajita: Meat and a tortilla
  • Tostada: Meat and a tortilla
  • Taquito: Meat and a tortilla
  • Tostada: Meat and a tortilla
  • Flautas: Meat and a tortilla

It’s all good, people, so don’t hold back. And when you want the great taste of Americanized Mexican Food at home, don’t forget that I highly recommend Delimex Taquitos.

Mmmm… now I’m hungry. I really have to stop doing this to myself. So while I head off to the freezer to, um, you know, just check on a couple things, you can all make a mental reminder to tune in next week for Food Group Number Three: Chinese.

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19 Responses to “Mexican Food”

  1. Tony Cannon said
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    February 18, 2009 at 6:35 pm