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My name is Charlie Hills and I'm the author of this book. It's a satirical and humorous comment- ary on dieting that, much like this blog, isn't really intended to help anyone. :^)

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On Return to Onederland

Biz said, "Why don’t you do a post about Rachel’s birthday and show the cake?! Happy Friday Charlie!"

Vicki said, "Glad to see something new!! I was getting tired of seeing the same post every time I checked to see if..."

Mark said, "Good to hear from you!"

Michelle said, "Hi Charlie!!! Glad to see you are back!!! I’m waiting on baited breath to read the rest of the..."

Splotchy said, "Hey! Good to see you are back and if blogging about onderland means there’s nothing worse..."

Julie said, "It really was great to read your post Charlie. 2 weeks ago I got back into onederland ( remember making..."

Biz said, "Whoop! Hi Charlie! So glad to see you posting again! Hugs and kisses, Love, your prettiest sister, Biz"

Helen said, "YAY!!! So glad you’re back."

Christine said, "Great to see your post today. I hope you’re doing well!"

Kristen said, "Believe it or not, I was actually thinking about you (in a non-creepy way, I swear) just a few weeks..."

Melodee said, "Glad to see you back writing about onderland!"

Docklady said, "Welcome back!!!!!!"

Charlie’s Blog on Writing

The Relationship

You didn't expect it to happen, but it happened. You met. And at that moment you knew something special was about to transpire. You flirted. You spent time together. You touched. And at that point you knew. You knew you were about to embark on a life-long relationship. This is the story of you and […]

Unhappy Anniversary

"It was twenty years ago today . . ." I like to record things. I keep track of time, I fill journals, and I log spreadsheets. It's quite likely I have millions of words scattered about, chronicling everything I've done, for over thirty years. If I ever make something of myself and some future biographer […]

How’d THAT Get Published?

I've been hearing a fair number of wannabe authors lately all asking variations on the question, "How'd that get published?" The typical scenario goes something like this: Author spends an entire day forging breathtaking prose out of white-hot metaphors. Tired, yet satisfied over an honest day's toil, Author decides to take a trip to […]

PerBoWriQua 2012 Ends

The plan: October: complete research and planning for "Tuesday Night". November: write the next draft of the novel, in conjunction with NaNoWriMo. December: edit, edit, edit. The reality: October: did nothing until 10pm on October 31. November: decided at the last minute to work on "Elsewhither" instead. December: made Chex Mix. All in al […]

PerBoWriQua 2012 Begins

Two years ago I came up with the idea of the "Personal Book Writing Quarter". Last year I made a second attempt which ended with a fizzle almost as quickly as it began. Given this downward trend, I'd planned on skipping this year completely. While I like the idea of a three month project [one […]

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