Finally…Results!

So for the few of you who’ve been visiting me here at the Fridge each week lately, you know that I’ve basically been flatlined since Christmas. I did pretty well in 2013, staying not only in Onederland, but spending a good portion of the year below the Magical 190 mark (Anna, that’s thirteen and a half stone for you.)

But at last, I can finally report some positive results. Trying to get out of my slump, I finally bought a bottle of Hydroxycut Sprinkles. We went out for pizza on Saturday night, where I got a large, double cheese, double pepperoni deep dish pizza, with stuffed crust. I opened my bottle of Sprinkles, dumped about half a cup on there, and ate. The next morning I was down two pounds.

On Sunday, we went to the local Chinese Buffet. After my eighth trip back for spicy Cashew chicken, I’d used up about half the bottle of sprinkles. The next morning I weighed in and I was down three pounds.

Last night I ate an entire five pound bag of popcorn: you know, those big, three-foot-tall clear bags they sell? I dumped the rest of the Sprinkles on it and weighed in this morning. Down again.

Check out today’s graph!

I can’t believe I went so long flat-lined. I can’t believe I waited this long to try this miracle product. I really think you should try this and see for yourselves. Just make sure you read the fine print on the back of the bottle: Only Effective on April 1.



10 Responses to “Finally…Results!”

Rutherford Maxmillion IV said
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April 1, 2014 at 8:29 am

This is change I can believe in

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LaLa said
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April 1, 2014 at 9:04 am

April Fools!!!

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Julie said
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April 2, 2014 at 4:52 am

Smarty pants! Did you work with Mother Nature too and give us spring for Sunday and a snowstorm yesterday?
Good for you staying below your 200 mark. That’s awesome.
Have a great day Charlie. Blessings!!

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Julie said
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April 2, 2014 at 4:53 am

Oh you know something else….In MN yesterday we had a tornado touch down in Yellow Medicine and had the blizzard up north. That’s a 1st for us….more April Fools?

Be good Charlie.

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    Charlie said
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    April 7, 2014 at 8:41 pm

    Hey Julie, I just noticed the URL you’re leaving is wrong. It appears to be missing the “and” from your name:

    http://healthywealthandwisenotbutlearning.blogspot.com/

    Since I’m sure your browser has memorized this and fills it in for you, I thought I’d bring it up so you can fix it next time.

    Every click counts. :)

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Debbi Does Dinner Healthy said
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April 2, 2014 at 6:09 am

Crap! I should have read this yesterday! I totally would have did it!

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Biz said
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April 2, 2014 at 9:09 am

Ha! For a second I almost bought that Charlie!!

Love, your prettier sister, Biz

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Michelle said
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April 3, 2014 at 8:06 am

Making me do math now…yikes!!
Charlie – glad you are back posting someone sporadically!!

Happy April Fool’s!!

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    Charlie said
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    April 7, 2014 at 8:35 pm

    The math helps a lot. I’ve gone from getting upwards of 400 spam posts a day to maybe two or three. And even though Akismet catches all of them, I still like to browse through them for the occasional false positive. And browsing through two or three a day takes quite a bit less time. :)

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      Charlie said
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      April 8, 2014 at 7:17 am

      Funny enough, I forgot to do the math problem when I submitted that last comment. Came home last night to an error message.

      Still, some spam gets through. My favorite one yesterday was, “Thanks for sharing your thoughts on charlie hills.”

      You’re welcome, internet. You’re welcome.

      Reply

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